Saturday, April 29, 2006 

Going Where?

Dang, 6:30am and still in the office?! What kind of a worker am I? Do I really breathe work, that if I don't do it rigorously, I'll die? I gotta GOTTA get a life.

On the lighter side of life, I'm going to Baguio with Penha later. After this trip, I'm definitely serious about that job hunting. Yeah, my fingers are crossed.

But...first things first. I gotta go to the dentist. Now. @_@

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Wednesday, April 26, 2006 

End of The Road

OK THAT'S IT. I'M OUTTA THIS HELLHOLE! FUCK Y'ALL.

When I get back from Baguio, you'll get the last of me. Grrrr!!!


*in a very verrrrrrrrrrrry bad mood*

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Monday, April 24, 2006 

Wanderlust Episode 1: Bicol

Travel time is estimated at 10 hours.

Good thing we were riding the most comfortable coach to Bicol, otherwise I would have whined and complained relentlessly the entire 400-500km stretch. The trip to Bicol was fine, just slept the entire trip. However, the trip home was not so comfy. More of that later on. :)

We arrived in Legazpi City at around 5am, 10 1/2 hours after we left Manila. The tricycle driver informed us that shuttle trips to Sorsogon are stationed in Daraga, about a few kilometers from the terminal. So we contracted his services, and about 15 minutes later as we arrived in Daraga, he charged us a whooping P100 for the fare! That rip-off. He should be condemned to hell.

There were no shuttle trips yet available at that early hour of the morning, so we decided to look for any store that sells Oral B toothbrushes as I left mine at home (what a girl scout I am!). No, they only have Springmaid, the brand that shows no mercy to your gums til they bleed like no tomorrow. During the hunt, we came across this young whino who seems to be more interested in getting a piece of me rather than finding something to fill his stomach with. He was maliciously reaching for me despite Sig's attempt to bribe him with food. God, he must've been only 10 or so. I pity that boy; imagine what he would be like 5 to 10 years from now. Tsk tsk tsk.

But I won't let that ruin our vacation, of course. After chatting with some of the shuttle drivers and evaluating whether we can endure a jeepney ride up to Sorsogon, one of them offered to drop us off at our destination, regardless if there will be other passengers boarding the same trip. So off we go, amidst the lush hills and forests with tamed clearings of rice fields, we reached Donsol.

Ah, Donsol...not so developed. Yet. In fact, half the road to the Whaleshark Activity Center is being rennovated to accomodate tourist inflow in the area, so as expected the traffic was hilariously present in that quiet town. Booking boat trips for diving was a mess...the coordinators lack coordination in themselves, and we had to wait for an hour or so to actually have a boat that will take us to the dive site. And...I DIDN'T SEE ANY WHALESHARKS GODDAMMIT!!! That was a waste of my P600, and I'll just have to take Penha's word for it at how marvelous the sight of a butanding is. Darn, better luck next year for me. :( Bought some souvenir shirts (which by the way are rip-offs as each shirt costs around 190 to 200 each. Same shirt quality are available in Galera or Boracay for P100). Then we had a late lunch at the site, which may be the culprit in upsets stomachs later in the afternoon as the food racks were infested with flies. Oh hell, as the saying goes, mas madumi mas masarap.

Back at the lodge, we actually had to wait 30 minutes for housekeeping to clean our room. Hmmm the room...not so worth the P1,500 they charge us for one freaking day. No hot water, the bathroom not so neat, not much privacy (the doors have grills at the bottom, the type you see in office bathrooms), no TV, and no ref. Other than whaleshark viewing, there's not much to do in Sorsogon as the beaches are not that pretty: imagine black sand with grass overgrows and pebbles and dirt. Good thing the resort served us nice tinolang manok and tortang alimango for dinner. This was the only consolation for me here, I guess. Btw, we stayed at Casa Bianca resort. Don't say I didn't warn you.

The next morning we headed back to Legazpi City for some city touring. We booked a hotel for P1,500, same charge as in Donsol but the amenities are waaaaaaaaaaaay better. There's hot water, clean bathroom, cable TV, and free breakfast (which sadly we had no time to consume the day after as we were scurrying to our trip back to Manila). However, the hotel had an eerie feel to me...eerie like Hotel California-ish. Who knows what happens in those other rooms? It is in this hotel that Penha first made me cry. Don't ask why. Basta.

Ok, now this is when I started to enjoy this trip. After paying for our way-home tickets, we went to the best mall the city has to offer. Took a light meal at McDo (wee I ate at McDonald's Legazpi!), scouted the stores for short/pants for me as I didn't bring enough clothes that will last me the entire vacation, and bought Penha's economics book that he seemed to have lost years ago. After that we took a jeepney ride to the Cagsawa Ruins and the famous view of the Mayon Volcano. Yeah yeah, the volcano looks majestic enough as expected (see related pic here). Brought chaos to the souvenir shops around the area, and i got myself a nifty abacca bag for P170 and sinamay fabrics for, er, I forgot. Entrance to the park is P5, which I think is fair enough for my share of groundskeeping as I left my tissues and ice cream wrappers in the nearest ledge coz there were no trash cans around. There were a lot of tourists viewing with us during that day probably because of the vacation that is Holy Week. I had an unforgettable moment here, I'll write about that later. :)

And of course, authentic Bicolano food. Our trip wouldn't have been complete without tasting the native delicacies the place has to offer. After Cagsawa we hopped another jeepney that will take us to Camalig, the place famed for selling the best pinangat and tinulmok. Pinangat is a bundle of dried taro leaves, coconut milk, siling labuyo, meat and shrimp, doppled with crab fat and steamed to perfection. Tinulmok, on the other hand, is coconut meat mixed with meat and wrapped in dried taro leaves, also steamed. This and a serving of bicol express, paired with rice, and I was having a disco party in my mouth. Yum yum! We actually had to buy frozen portions of these goodies to take back home.

The trip home was...forgettable. As in we'd rather forget about it. The space, the passengers seated beside us, the stop-overs, the traffic, all 14 gruesome hours of it...qui horror!

All in all, this trip is one of the best backpack trips I've ever had. Exploring unknown territory, utilizing public transportation and guts to get around, and having fond memories of your companion...priceless. :)

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Tuesday, April 18, 2006 

Rantings of Outrage

Cracks on a broken glass will forever be visibile regardless of adhesions and amends made on its surface. I am scarred.

The past is like a phantom of the subconscience that suddenly leaps forward and attempts to bite the neck that connects the mind to the heart. The past is like a shadow cast by a set sun, invisible and follows everywhere you go. The past is a vermin...it strikes at the most unexpected of times.

I don't have nerves of steel
I have a heart that feels
I may have cried a million tears but i won't drown
I let myself unfold
Gave you my hand to hold
You took me beyond where i could see
And then you let go of me

Falling in love...sigh. The world is built upon the foundations of love, so my faith professes. If such is true, then how come falling in love proves to be so painful at times? I've hurt and been hurt. Nobody said the world has to be fair; could it be that all the hurt is spawned by the injustice of human nature? But aren't humans naturally social beings? Do we socialize to demean, mislead, and abandon?

I was damaged by the fall
Got the wind knocked out of me
To be standing here at all
I must be invincible

I fell in love with you, but you kept me like a tissue in your pocket. I barely survived, crumpled and soiled. And then I met you, but you were worse...I became the mistress of my own insolence. Of course, there was you. You. You were the worst of them all. You tied a tight knot in my heart and kept it from beating. You ripped my soul apart. Damn you. Damn all of you. I can never be whole again. My person is mostly held together by artificial stitches of nonchalance sewn by the apathy of my deceased reasoning.

I thought that i would break
But now i have come to see
Something strong and beautiful inside of me

I may have nicks and cracks, but I'm infallable. Your claws of uncertainty can no more make me decrepit as I am stronger than you. I banish you...MISERY.

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Monday, April 17, 2006 

Wanderlust: Episode 1

Yep! I was there! Hihihi. =)


I'll write about the trip some other time, when I'm not busy. Which is probably, uh, never. Nah, I'll take time off to at least enumerate the highlights of the trip. Definitely one of the best backpack trips I've ever had. ^_^

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Wednesday, April 05, 2006 

On Organ Engineering

Researchers at the Wake Forest University in North Carolina has recently stumbled into a breakthrough in repairing malfunctioning human organs. How? Organ Engineering.

Organ engineering may be defined as the infusing the techniques of math and sciences in order to tweak the natural structure of human organs for its improvement. Sort of like cloning but here only a specific unit of organ is replicated and is definitely not aimed to producing a functioning individual organism. Its goal is to repair and/or replace damaged componets of the human body as a step forward in healthcare that in current practice is rectified by organ transplant, surgery, or actual removal of the impaired component.

How does it work? Case in point: bladder engineering. Prior to this breakthrough, scientists remediate a defective portion of the bladder by taking a slice of the patient's intestine and using the same to patch the damage. This same century-old practice was also used to build brand new bladders for those patients who needed a total replacement of the organ. But since the bladder and the intestine are naturally designed to excrete and to absorb, respectively, this practice oftentimes lead to malfunctioning such as osteoporosis and increased risk of cancer and kidney stone formation. Organ engineering has rendered this practice passé by actually using cells from the same organ to propagate enough mass sufficient for repair, or propagate a brand new unit ready-for-transplantation. Healthy cells were extracted from the organ and placed in a culture in a Petri dish. After a few weeks when the cells have propagated, they are placed in a mold resembling the shape of the organ, and is left to grow even more until they entirely capture the mold's shape. Once the shape is solid, it is then implanted to the patient and will function as a healthy organ after a few more weeks.

I first came across this news while watching CNN last night. I admit I was in awe at this marvelous breakthrough...and since the organs were made from the patient's own cell, the ethical issue of "organ farming" is immediately stunted. An added bonus to this is the zero risk of rejection, as compared to organ transplants wherein the patient must first find a compatible donor, which oftentimes contributes great delay in the entire operation. The procedure is currently applied to seven patients in the US, and is yet to be granted legal license by the US government. Having mentioned that the procedure is not yet approved, we are yet to see the dark side of this breakthrough once commercialism steps in to the picture. Greedy capitalists may want to squeeze every cent of profit out of this new process at the expense of human healthcare.

What's next for this hullabaloo? Stay tuned.

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Tuesday, April 04, 2006 

Heartstrings: My Bhubye


Here's to one of the most promiscuous virgin gays I've ever met. One of the first to ever leave the firm, only to start a trend amongst those he/she/it left behind. Mabuhay ka bakla. Wag mong gagalitin ang dagat. :-)


To meet and befriend each and every person wandering the earth has always been my one great dream. Well, tough luck! Talk about impossibilities and out-and-out irrationality. But you know peeps, from the very first moment I walked the corridors of KPMG and during the crazy one year and nine months that came after, I thought I was already living this dream. It felt like I have gotten to know every person (and character) who I should know, and that all else have become unimportant. You guys have become my world, I guess, and parting with you all will be absolutely devastating.

But then again, we just have to go when it’s already our turn to go. That’s how it is naman sa audit, right? Make the most na lang of every minute ng stay natin here. And my God, with you guys, I think I was able to achieve this. Sobra-sobra pa nga yata. And for that, cheers to all of us! I’ll miss every moment…every stupid joke…every pointless OT…every gimmick…Antipolo (Cloud 9, Chuva’s and Las Brisas)…Bulacan (Pulilan, Baliwag and Meycauayan)…Baguio…Naga…Tagaytay…Laguna (EK and Pansol)...Villa Escudero…Batangas (kila Vanni)…Angeles…Pagudpud…Mar-gine concert…Night of the Champions…Mang Jimmy’s (sabi ni Archie J)…every scandalous drunken episode…and most importantly, every friend, whom I shared priceless moments with sa mga kabaliwang ito.

Well, I guess this is my cue. The show is about to end, and a new chapter shall be started…
I just hope that you have been entertained by yours truly…
Thank you so much for being such a great audience…
I can’t be more grateful…

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Monday, April 03, 2006 

I, Gullible

Scene: Sieg and I, while walking towards Shopwise

My cellphone vibrates, only to check it once we got inside the grocery

Scene: While browsing the racks of Shopwise in search of tampons (which unfortunately were not available so I settled for the most reliable available sanitary napkins)

Reads text message: "Ask ko lang, alam mo ba kung magkano ang pregnancy kit? Secret lang natin 'to ha. Pls text back...kinakabahan kasi ako!"

*ponders*

Me (to Sieg): Shit, kinakabahan si ****! Kung sa bagay, matagal na naman sila ng bf nya...Shit, excited ako! Magkakababy na kami!

Me: *punches text message* "Meron around 150 lang. Reliable na yun. Punta ka sa malalaking drugstore na supermarket style. Yung malalaking mercury meron katabi ng mga IV and syringes."

Reads text message: "HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY! Hahaha tapusin mo kasi basahin yung text ko! ;-)"

Goes back to sender's first message:

"...baka buntis ang pusa namin! Hay, dadami na naman!"



Tangina.

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