Vaginal Realm

This is a picture of me apparently trying to get into Santa's pants during the DBAA:

If it weren't for the ponytail and the earring, I could be mistaken for a boy what with my flat chest and all. Hehe not funny. >:(

Labels: daily mishaps, nonsense

I spent the afternoon of Dec.21 @ Sauyo, Novaliches for the hifi DBAA (Don't Be An Asshole). Got there a bit later coz I worked half day while the rest of them took the whole day off. As expected, the kids reeked of sweat. You know, that distinct "amoy araw" that only eminates from kids of the lower classes (and I don't mean that in a condescending way. Oh Lord forgive me...).

It was so much fun. I've always been fond of kids, and just by assisting them during the games made me feel that I was actually playing with them. No, there's no childhood-reminiscing deja vu kind of thing, but the kind that actually takes your worries away though I actually had to lie so I could leave the office that day.

Surprisingly, it took children of strange parents to re-surface the patient Ellen. Lately I've been hot-heated and ill-tempered coz of the assholes and pricks that you encounter daily, but looking at their innocent faces, i don't even remember feeling a spark of fury when they misbehaved or lied to play another game or get another toy. Somehow, the tough Ellen would bow in the presence of the child.

Got bumped (or should I say headbatted?) while reaching for toys at the bottom of the box. This was the epitome of the event, that everything (no matter how painful or embarrasing) as long as for the good of others, makes it all worth while.

Labels: daily mishaps

"Magkaibigan naman tayo di ba? Tropa naman tayo di ba?"
"Oo naman..."

P*tangina.

So that's just it, huh? At tama bang sa ken pa magpahanap ng date, at among my friends pa namili?


='(

Labels: gripe, mush, nonsense

Your Birthdate: June 6

You tend to be a the rock in relationships - people depend on you. Thoughtful and caring, you often put others needs first. You aren't content to help those you know... you want to give to the world. An idealist, you strive for positive change and dream about how much better things could be. Your strength: Your intuition Your weakness: You put yourself last Your power color: Rose Your power symbol: Cloud Your power month: June

Labels: quizzicles

i miss playing ps2. :( maybe it's time i get that old rut a-running.

Labels: nonsense

Just in case i forget what we did on the first date, here's a recap:

• Met at Music 1. Was about to buy some new cds but unfortunately that house sessions 3 sucks big time. and there's that imported 1.3k-cd...
• Ate dinner at Kitchen (MyLK). Had a hefty serving of salad while he had angel hair pomodoro. hehe, he couldn't even pronounce nor spell pomodoro. funny guy. :)
• Accompanied him to nat'l bookstore in gb1. touched the topic of engineering stuffs and other nifties that apparently are only available at adam's. "ewan ko, monopolyo na ata nila yun e", when asked about substance 25 papers
• gobbled at some slammed ice cream at this new parlor where the gb3 foodcourt used to be. hell, it was heavenly. I had Aussie Best Cookies and Cream while he had Double chocolate, both with strawberry toppings. I'm definitely going back there. yum yum! :p
• went to timezone. now this really made my night. it's been a while since i paid that money-sucker a visit. ang sarap maglaro sa timezone. yun lang. :D
• went to powerbooks to look at some books, too bad the store was about to close so we ended up buying nor reading nothing. -_-
• lastly, we went to starbucks for a little bit more of conversation. he had a short cup of mocha and I, while I ordered my usual hot tazo green tea - tall, got instead an iced green tea cream that really tasted like a mixture of chilled green tea and avocado. *belch*

There were instances when he would just nod down and then there would be this awkward silence. I'd hurriedly open a new light topic just to keep that aura away. I hate that. And that's because I was afraid he'd ask me what i don't want him to ask. thank god we didn't even touch the issue. I dunno if i gave away the signs like i want them to be interpreted. If not, and things actually get worse (better for him? dunno), i'm gonna kill myself.

so much for being the dream geek chick. @_@

Labels: daily mishaps

Ang gusto kong love
Yung masarap magbigay nang backrub
Yung hindi mahihiyang makipaghalikan sa taxicab
Yun, yun ang masarap na love

Ang gusto kong love
Yung tipong pipigilan ka mag-yosi
Di ka papayagang mag-sindi
Kaya matututo kang maglumlum nang candy
Kasi nga, bawal na sayo magyosi
Allergic daw sya sa yosi
Tapos magmomonologue nang: "Magyoyosi ka na naman? Kakayosi mo lang, ah
Nagyosi ka na nga bago kumain
Magyoyosi ka pa pagkatapos kumain
Pang-apat na stick mo na yan
Akala ko ba sabi mo di ka na magyoyosi?
Di mo ata ako love, eh."
Pero actually
Lahat nang tao sa bahay nila, adik sa yosi
Nanay nya, tatay nya, mga kuya nya
Allergy-allergy! Meron bang allergy sa yosi?
Alam nyo yun, yung tipong
Gusto nya lang masabi nang mga tao na "O kita nyo, napasunod nya yung girlfriend nya"
Yung tipong ganun ka-controlling
Yun. Yun ang tipo kong love
Medyo controlling.

Ang gusto kong love
Yung hindi mahihiyang magpalibre
Kahit compared sayo, yung sweldo nya doble
Yung pag manonood kayo nang sine
Hinding-hindi maglalabas nang wallet
Hihintayin kang magbayad para sa ticket
Kaya kahit para sa bulsa mo masakit
Iisipin mo na lang "Ayos lang, love ko naman Pero sana, sya naman gumastos paminsan-minsan."
Yung tipong ganun na love
Kasi feeling ko, pagnahihiya sya gastusin ang pera mo
Nahihiya rin syang tanggapin ang love mo
Yun. Yun ang tipo kong love. Medyo magastos.

Ang gusto kong love
Yung tipong pagkasama nyo ang barkada mo
Biglang makikipagkwentuhan sa iyo tunkol
Sa mga topics na hindi naman alam nang barkada mo
Para lang ma-alienate ang barkada mo
And just to show it to them na
Meron na kayong sariling mundo.
Yung tipong biglang makikipagkwentuhan sayo
Tungkol sa plans nyo na mag-out-of-town this summer
O kaya tungkol dun sa movie date nyo
Na as usual ay ikaw ang magbayad
So hindi tuloy makakasabay yung mga barkada mo sa usapan
Dahil kayong dalawa lang ang nagkakaintindihan
Kaya susubukan mong ibahin ang topic
Pero ibabalik nya dun sa plano nyong pumunta nang Subic
O kaya bigla nyang maiisipan na i-update ka
Tunkol sa buhay-buhay nang mga friends nya
Kaya yung mga friends MO, naka-tanga
Kasi kayong dalawa lang ang tawa nang tawa
Yun. Yun ang tipo kong love. Medyo elitista.

Ang gusto kong love
Yung mumurahin ka sa text pag hindi ka nakapagreply
Kasalanan mo bang maubusan nang load
Sa gitna nang immersion nyo sa Sitio Payonggayong
Sa gitna nang Mindoro Occidental?
(Tunog nang Text: Tutututut-tututut) "Hi, LOVE. WHAT R U DOING?"
(Tunog nang text) "HEY, BAKIT DI KA REPLY. SAD FACE."
(Tunog nang text)"HMPH. BUSY KA ATA. SIGE GUDNAYT NA."
(Tunog nang text)"PUTANGINANGMONGHAYOPKA. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. OK FINE, WAG KA MAGREPLY. NAGSESEX KAYO NO? NAGSESEX KAYO NO? PUTA KA. GAGO."
(Tunog nang text)"Hoy. Sorry na. Ikaw kasi eh. Di ka nagrereply. Sorry po. Mwah."
Yung tipong ganun
Yung tipong kaya naimbento ang SUN CELLULAR
Para sa ganung klase nang love
Yung tipong ganun na love
Yun. Yun ang tipo kong love. Medyo demanding.

Ang gusto kong love
Ang gusto kong love yung pagnasa simbahan kayo
Sa gitna nang misa
Uutusan kang magflex nang bicep mo
Tapos pagpapraktisan nang suntok nya
Palakas nang palakas, tapos magtatanong pa "Masakit ba?"
Ikaw naman, parang tanga "Hindi, Sige, lakasan mo pa"
Pero sa totoo lang, naiiyak ka na
Kasi mga muscles mo namamaga na
Hanggang bukas, braso mo manhid pa
Yun. Yun ang tipo kong love. Medyo mahilig sa boxing.

Ang tipo kong love
Yung makikipag-agawan pa para sa last piece of pizza
Yung kinikilig pag ika'y kumakanta
Yung ang tawag sa mommy mo, "Tita"
Yung memorized ang schedule mo sa trabaho
Yung alam kahit na plate number
Nang kotse nang kuya mong Wheelers International Member
Yung makikiprint nang thesis nya
Tungkol sa POSTMODERN THEORIES ON THE TRI-MEDIA
Kasi nang-hihinayang daw sya
Baka daw maubos ang ink nila
Yung tatanungin ka kung sino ang mas gusto mo ma-i-kama
Sya ba o si Jen Rosendhal ba?
Tapos maiinis pang sumagot ka.
Naman, si Jen yun eh. Ano naman ineexpect nya?

Ang gusto kong love? Yung sa akin lang sya in-love.

Labels: mush

"It was not the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast."

Got to watch King Kong with my college bosom friend Amie last night. And all I can say is the movie kicks ass! 'Twas the movie I've seen in a long time that actually made me scream in excitement, drop my jaws in awe, and thank God for directors and producers who don't compromise the quality of the story board for special effects. The background was awesome, though there were some scenes where the effects fell short, coz it was OBVIOUS that the background was just simulated, like the moment between the sergeant and the noob, and the descend downhill from King Kong through a medieval bat with fangs of a sabertooth tiger.

Having said that, it was pretty funny that all animals (from dinosaurs to bats to centipedes) in Skull Island have fangs the size of a kris. I know ancient animals were equipped with tools of gigantic proportions, but all of them?! even bats? and roaches are the size of king lobsters. Even creatures that I thought were invented for Final Fantasy were present. Teehee, maybe such creatures existed once upon a time after all.

The Empire State Building scene was phenomenal. It captured the essence of the original Kong movie, and Naomi Watts gave an astounding performance as Anne. Though i never really liked Naomi, her beauty and grace in this movie was a classic. And maybe because she didn't actually have dialogues in the movie. :D

Amie and I were already hungry at the start of the movie, so after 3 hours of grumbling stomachs, we rushed to the Megastrip to gobble at Cafe Metro. I was intrigued by this resto, however this died down as we looked on the menu and discovered that it was actually Recipes with a different name. Same menu, same tastes, and same hefty proportions of rice. The food was so-so. I'm not fond of recipes anyway. Oh well, at least now i know.

Then a quick visit to starbux, and by 12:30 we decided to call it a day. It was her birthday last saturday and I forgot to greet her. Stupid me. I went online for about an hour at the nearby internet cafe and by 2am i headed home. Talked to trash for about 30 minutes, then went to bed. Yep, that's how one of the Wednesdays of my life is spent. :)

Labels: movie reviews

Fuck you.

I tried to make a point and you started to kiss me right after saying I talk too much. I was just trying to make a point; a point that would save us all this bother later on. And look what happened, I'm irritably attached to you like those campaign posters plaguing the street walls during May of every six years. Worn out and faded, some part of limb dangling to catch the dust of the street, and yet hopelessly plastered to a dirty wall that mayhap endured all that has come to pass including those that should've been avoided.

You will teach me to take drugs. To gamble. To embezzle. And you make it seem fun.

You went out on a date the day after we did, and two days after we got back from that decency-forsaken island. If i remember correctly, your words were "I'm going out with a friend". Bah! And after that date, you dare to call me? And ask me if it's okay that you date? Of course it's okay. It's okay coz either (1) I'm smart enough to know that I shouldn't trouble myself with the likes of you, or (2) I'm too stupid to demand what I deserve and I just let you be for fear that you will go away. You're worse than coke...you make yourself indisposable, addictive, and make me imagine things. You're the worst hallucination I've ever had.

But it was a great shag, wasn't it?

Labels: gripe, mush

Just testing the water before i dive. *eherm*

Labels: nonsense