Vaginal Realm

Scene: Sieg and I, while walking towards Shopwise

My cellphone vibrates, only to check it once we got inside the grocery

Scene: While browsing the racks of Shopwise in search of tampons (which unfortunately were not available so I settled for the most reliable available sanitary napkins)

Reads text message: "Ask ko lang, alam mo ba kung magkano ang pregnancy kit? Secret lang natin 'to ha. Pls text back...kinakabahan kasi ako!"

*ponders*

Me (to Sieg): Shit, kinakabahan si ****! Kung sa bagay, matagal na naman sila ng bf nya...Shit, excited ako! Magkakababy na kami!

Me: *punches text message* "Meron around 150 lang. Reliable na yun. Punta ka sa malalaking drugstore na supermarket style. Yung malalaking mercury meron katabi ng mga IV and syringes."

Reads text message: "HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY! Hahaha tapusin mo kasi basahin yung text ko! ;-)"

Goes back to sender's first message:

"...baka buntis ang pusa namin! Hay, dadami na naman!"



Tangina.

Labels: daily mishaps, random ramblings